I've heard being an author for a living means you end up as a heavy smoker and drinker.

Well, that isn't exactly a question, but I've heard the same thing. I'm going to assume you are asking if I myself drink and smoke. If so, the answer is no. I find other outlets for my stress besides being a chain-smoking alcoholic. The benefit of this choice is that statistically, I should be getting a little more creative work done than my traditional counterparts. Now, if you had a question that actually comes in the form of a question, check one of the lists below.

  • General questions
  • Questions about the site
  • Questions about my background
  • Questions about my writing